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Chaos in Chipping Norton as storm lashes residents

Forecasters predict the massive media storm brewing today over the Old Bailey will be one of the worst in recent years to hit the UK’s ruling elite.

Strong gusts of wind reaching 99mph from the bottoms of senior establishment figures have already been recorded.

The media storm is also expected to bring with it mass blackouts of memory from many of the people caught up in the deluge of publicity.

Many people who may be affected by the stormy trial  – including the Prime Minister David Cameron – are already preparing for the worst by battening down the hatches and are expected to suffer major blackouts of memory which experts say will probably last until the end of the trial sometime next year.

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